"okay class who wants to present first"
spongebob hitting people where it hurts
Inspired by (x)
Bonus: That doesn’t rhyme with “surprise” but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
大家你好!!! check out my new tattoo!! it means “harmony” in english!!! I can’t wait to start showing white people my tattoo and asking them if they can understand it!!! TFW YOLO! (That’s what they say right?)
WHAT SPORT IS THIS?
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
if someone said this to me id drive to their house and shove their phone up their basic 15 year old ass and then sleep with their dad
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.
When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
me after school starts